“Whatever the mind can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve.”
— Dr. Napoleon Hill
I loved the website! It is gorgeous.
Who would have thought you could find such a great value. The Wise Guy’s delivered!
Bret Tredway, Legacy Air
“The team at wise guys were unbelievably helpful and knowledgeable. Our company had been attempting to make a presence online in our community, but after multiple companies and a website developer we had for all intents and purposes given up. The team at Wise Guy’s Marketing had our company visible within a week, we couldn’t be more thankful for the work they’ve done.”
Phillip Lipscomb, Outdoor Decor, Inc.
“I needed a reliable company to guide me through the promotional phase of my new site expansion. I’ve known the “Wise Guys” for more than a decade and their reliability and cutting edge way of enhancing my companies ability to become ‘Sticky’ have increased the number of site touches. Bottom line: these guys are great and I feel comfortable endorsing them!
Thanks Wise Guys!
KC Townes, WIN Academy
A Letter From Wise Guy's Marketing
Hi, I’m Andre.
That handsome devil sitting on the couch above, yeah that’s me. Cute, right? I know. Look, I’m not here to tell you what you already know; you don’t have time for that and do I look like I do? Unless you’ve been living under a rock since The Fresh Prince was still in Bel-Air, you KNOW that you need a website to market you or your business. Right?
You probably also know that having a website that looks like it was designed while Reagan was still in office doesn’t inspire a lot of confidence in your potential customers.
But let me tell you what you probably don’t know, so pay attention.
It doesn’t take nearly as long or cost half as much as you’ve been told it does.
You see, you’ve been lied to. Marketing agencies and design firms have continually conspired to keep people just like you believing that it takes AT MINIMUM thousands of dollars and multiple months to produce a beautiful website. Some agencies even convince people that it takes TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS!
The reason we started Wise Guys Marketing was to help other business owners just like us and just like you. When we first started out, we ran into the same song and dance that I’m sure you’ve heard many times:
“Well Mr. Clueless, the total for your site will be $6000 and it will be ready next year. Ready to go?”
I don’t know about you but we — like most new businesses — were excited to get our new business going and the hyper-inflated cost of getting something so essential to our success felt like a kick in the face. So, we decided to do something about it.
Welcome to Wise Guy’s Marketing.
Stunning Web Design At A Stunning Price
Do me a favor. Scroll up and look at that price again. Notice anything unusual?
Before you start making guesses about the color and font let me give you a clue: it’s the biggest element on this page by a longshot.
Notice how we didn’t hide it way at the bottom of this page or how we didn’t make you read 3 pages worth of sales copy before we finally revealed how much you were going to have to fork out?
That’s because when you’re proud of something you don’t hide it. We made it the centerpiece of this page because we know what a fantastic deal it is and if you’ve ever looked into web design, so do you.
The crazy thing is that we don’t compromise our quality to get you that amazing price — our websites are stunningly beautiful and inexpensive.
Need proof? Just click on the “Take Me To The Gallery” button to browse the entire template gallery containing 20+ templates.
You’ll soon understand exactly why we’re so proud of this offer and the opportunity to help you.
Free Updates. For Life*...
So one of the other reasons why big design firms want you to use them is for the follow-up work.
The process goes like this:
1. Sell you an overpriced, overly-complicated website.
2. Bank on the fact that updating it will be too cumbersome for you to handle yourself.
3. Wait until you come running back.
4. Overcharge you (again) for simple maintenance and updates.
5. Don’t give you a kiss when it’s done.
Sounds liberating, right? Exactly…
How about we make a deal?
We give you basic updates to your site, for free, for life* and you give us a testimonial and a social media shoutout in exchange.
Deal? We thought so.
*limitations apply; for details on FREE Updates for life please click here
Mobile-Friendly And Optimized Design
You can be forgiven for missing it but in early 2015 Google unleashed a new update that was scarier than a comet hurdling towards Earth with only Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to save us.
Collectively called Mobilegeddon, this update destroyed many small businesses overnight.
With more than 50% of internet searches originating on mobile devices, Google’s update made it mandatory that websites are “mobile-friendly” if they want to show up in search results.
So that website that your Uncle Bob put together for you back in 2002 immediately went invisible to anyone searching from a mobile device. It was sure nice of Uncle Bob but that’s just not going to get the job done anymore.
Don’t worry though, our team won’t miss a thing (see what I did there?), all of our designs are 100% mobile-friendly and optimized.
Images Worth Their Weight In Words
They say a picture is worth a thousand words.
When my 2-year old niece grabs my phone and starts taking pictures of dirty diapers, every inch of the dog’s left nostril and Uncle Bob digging for gold again I have a hard time thinking that those images are worth much more than a “WTF?! Who’s kid is this again?” but who am I to argue with conventional wisdom?
If those pictures are worth a thousand words then wait until you see the images that are included at that stunning price above. We partner exclusively with Shutterstock — the definitive source for jaw-dropping photography and graphics — so that you can pick images that wow your visitors.
Tell Bob to keep his fingers out of his nose, we’ve had enough of that “wow” for now.
“The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.”
— Chinese Proverb
Frequently Asked Questions
“Hey Andre, what exactly do I get for that incredible price?”
I’m so glad you asked…For that unprecedented price you will get the following:
- Up to 5 pages of gorgeous, optimized, web design on the WordPress platform based on one of the templates in our gallery
- Typical sites will include a page or section for each of the following: Home, Services/Products, About Us, Contact Us and a 5th page of your choosing (blog, videos, etc).
- Advanced elements like membership areas, eCommerce solutions, etc are not included however we are happy to provide you with a quote on more advanced features.
- Additional pages can always be added for a nominal fee. Contact us if you think you’ll need more than 5 pages.
- Free lifetime updates*
- image changes/moves (cost of images not included)
- copy changes or updates (copy provided by you)
- basic color changes
- *more details on the “Free updates for life?” tab
- 5 Images of your choosing from Shutterstock.com
- Visual Composer: the #1 Visual Editor for WordPress websites — for free (a $34 value)
- Love and adoration from your family and friends
- Your picture on our “Wall of Fame”
- Ok, everything except those last two…
“Ok Andre, what do I need to get going?”
(don’t worry if you don’t have them yet — it’s incredibly easy to get set up and we’re happy to walk you through it)
- A web address/domain/URL for your business i.e. www.google.com, www.joesawesomebellytattoos.com, www.swimwiththefishes.com, www.forggedaboudit.com
- These usually cost less than $5 annually on godaddy.com.
- Web hosting for your site
- Also inexpensive and easy; this usually runs between $7 – $15 per month on sites like godaddy.com or hostgator.com
- Written content (details below)
- Pictures and biographies about you and your team
- Pictures and details of your products & services
- Contact information so customers know how to reach you
- Any other content relevant to your business or purpose.
You provide a details about your business, team, products, etc. After all, who knows you, your business, your products and your message better than you?
If you think I know how to properly describe lavender soaps, 32 flavors of cupcakes or why you’re the best accountant then I have a $20,000 website and some oceanfront property in Arizona to sell you.
That being said, if you’re not a wordsmith don’t worry. Just give our team the basics and they’ll make you sound like Hemingway. Or Mario Puzo.
Freedom. For Free...
As I mentioned above, we’re looking to empower you and your business. So, in addition to everything else, you will have free, lifetime access to our training & tips. Everything from full training on maintaining your site to Social Media tips to accounting practices will all be at your disposal.
We also include the #1 Visual Editor for WordPress websites — for free (a $34 value) — to allow you to quickly and easily update and maintain your own site.
The Visual Editor allows you to simply drag and drop any element on your website to move, resize or update anything. It’s truly amazing.
The Visual Editor is so effective that this entire site — that you are enjoying so immensely — was put together using it.
How’s that for practicing what you teach?
All of our training coupled with the Visual Editor means no more paying someone else to make simple changes.
Then again, if you’re like my mom and the thought of messing with anything more complicated that the microwave scares the daylights out of you, we’ve got you covered.
Come back to us anytime and we’ll make the following changes for free:
- copy changes or updates
- image changes/moves (cost of images not included)
- simple color changes
If there is something more complicated that you need, we’re happy to provide you with a quote; you can rest assured that Wise Guy’s will get you the best possible price for anything you need.* The only requirement that we ask in exchange for free lifetime updates is that you provide us with an honest testimonial for use on this site and a shoutout on your social media accounts letting others know who put together that killer site for you.
You've got better things to do...
They make it seem easy in those commercials, don’t they?
Like most entrepreneurs, when we started out we had to be incredibly careful with our financial resources. So after we got our 5th ridiculous quote for a website we decided to try one of those free & easy, do-it-yourself website builders that we had seen on TV. Well it turns out “free” and “easy” aren’t exactly accurate…
Strike 1: “Free”
Sure it’s free to build the site but what they fail to mention is that you have to pay a monthly fee to keep that site… forever. No thanks, we’re business “owners” not business “renters.”
Strike 2: “Easy”
I’ve got a theory:
The end of the world won’t be caused by some crazy manic or a natural disaster but rather by a frustrated business owner who tries to build a decent website using one of the “easy” site builders.
I pulled out more hair trying to get things to look decent using one of these “easy” sites than I did when my son told me he was getting a nose piercing.
In the end it just looked horrible and would have probably actually lost us business…
Strike 3: Time
I finally realized the absurdity of what we were doing.
As business owners we have better, more important things to do with our time instead of staring at a website help files for hours and trying to figure out how to crop a picture correctly so it doesn’t look ridiculous.
I pay someone to fix my car, cut my hair and do my taxes because they are experts in their field and I’m not; this isn’t any different.
Conclusion: Three Strikes…
Of course we are partial to our offer but that’s because we’ve seen and tried the alternatives and what we’ve put together is pretty spectacular.
You don’t have to take our word for it though; go ahead and go try one of those things.
Do us both a favor though, make sure you bookmark this page so that you can come back in a few days with a lot less hair — we know a guy with a trailer full of hair growth products that can hook you up.
How do we do it?
I know, it all seems too good to be true and you’re probably sitting there asking yourself “what’s the catch?”
It’s ok, I know that I would be too.
The catch here is this:
Traditional design firms work on billable hours. So instead of finishing your project as quickly and efficiently as possible, they make more money by sipping on $10 lattes, discussing the merits of skinny jeans and billing you the whole time. At WGM we’re business builders like you. We don’t have time for nonsense so instead of charging you by the hour — which only incentives us to take our time — our flat rate enables us to produce your beautiful website as fast as possible.
Then again, you can go with those guys…
…Pay too much, wait too long, listen to endless ramblings about the benefits of wheatgrass.
The (Stunning) Wise Guy's Marketing Gallery
So here’s how it works…
Simply scroll through all the choices below until you find something that catches your eye.
Click on the website to be taken to a live, working demo that you can play with and explore.
Once you’ve decided, click here to go to checkout and you’re good to go.
Some helpful advice: The main thing you want to look at is the layout and design of each site and ignore the type of business it’s currently being used for — the layouts below are just samples. In other words, if you’re a plumber don’t be afraid of that YOGA design and if you’re a hairstylist don’t let AGRO scare you off.
[ click on any website to see it in action ]
“Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover.”
— Mark Twain
“The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.”
— Walt Disney
You’ve got chills. The hair on your neck is standing up and your pulse has quickened.
You can see it now: business rolling in, lives changing and finally creating your own lasting income doing something you love.
It’s time to go.
[ Simply choose the basic template below from the dropbox below and click ‘add to cart’ to started your next great adventure! ]
“I’m not afraid of dying, I’m afraid of not trying.”
— Jay Z
No Surprises Under This Coat. Guaranteed!
We’ve all learned the hard way that if it looks too good to be true, it usually is.
That new house will only cost $100,000. Oh, you want a front door? Windows too?
Next thing you know you’re taking out a second mortgage before you even signed for the first one.
Well not here. There are NO HIDDEN FEES. $797 is all you pay.
If that isn’t good enough, how about this: your satisfaction is GUARANTEED.
We’ll put together a complete preview of your site. If, after we make any changes, you still aren’t satisfied, we’ll gladly refund your entire purchase and you can move on to wiser guys.
Sounds pretty amazing, right?
So what do you have to lose?
*NOTE: We are based in Texas and sadly Texas considers web design as a taxable product and requires sales tax. If you want to complain to our state representatives we’re happy to put you in touch :-).
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